San Francisco Realtor Exhibits Couple Incomes Beneath 6-Determine Wage Round Neighborhood’s Greatest Tent Metropolis

SAN FRANCISCO — San Francisco real estate agent Harry Evans said it was by far the best option given his financial situation, and reportedly showed a couple earning a salary in the under six figures on Wednesday in the neighborhood’s top tent city. “So we obviously have a nice view of the park here, great flap on this tent — the zip broke but that’ll be fixed before you move in,” Evans said, expressing his opinion that based on the couple’s household with on just a salary, there was little chance of affording anything more sumptuous unless they were willing to compromise on a cramped dumpster in the Tenderloin District. “I’d be happy to show you some places in San Pablo if you’re looking for a bigger tent. But you can’t beat the natural sunlight coming through the holes in the rainfly. What do you think?” At press time, Evans told the couple that if either of them ever sold a tech startup, he could show them some RVs parked in the Castro that would really blow their minds.

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